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/* Timed interruptions belong in the middle, wherever the visitor has scrolled. */
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.hero-body sup,.situation-heading sup{font-size:.55em;vertical-align:super;line-height:0}
#rickroll-player{aspect-ratio:16/9;min-height:210px;background:#000;border:5px ridge #f0f}
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.player-note{font:11px/1.4 Arial!important;margin:10px 0!important}

/* Product-first copy, same questionable taste. */
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/* Keep the words legible even when Kumar chooses the colours. */
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.situation-heading h2{transform:none}
.situation-heading h2 .situation-problem{display:block;color:#d00018}
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.unhelpful-button{display:block;margin-top:18px;padding:11px 14px;background:#ff0;border:4px outset #fff;box-shadow:3px 3px blue;color:#000;font:bold 14px 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;opacity:1;cursor:default}
.final-grid .final-joke{background:none;border:0;box-shadow:none;transform:none;padding:0}
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.final-grid>h2{margin-bottom:36px}