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YOU ARE VISITOR (or maybe not, kumar cannot afford analytics)
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WEBSITE QUALITY CONTROL

Bestest AI™
Hiring Platform
for Best Teams

Hiring? It’s done bro
✨ FIX MY HIRING ✨TAKE ME TO REAL FABRIC ↗
AI
POWERED
(the bird isn't)
Absurd meme collage: a googly-eyed pigeon in a suit holds a red phone alongside a cat, flames, and an enormous red arrow. HR has entered the chat.Fig. 1: website quality control. Easily bribed.
HIRE
DIFFERENT!!!
📎CV_final_FINAL_v7.pdf

bro i've been
in here since 2022

🚧 THIS WEBSITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION EMOTIONALLY 🚧

Your ATS sucks. You know it.Fabric helps you hire with real AI™ built for recruiters

01 AI SOURCING

Find people for the job.

Tell Fabric who you need. Its AI sources candidates with the right skills and experience. You get relevant people to speak to.

02 CANDIDATE OUTREACH

Get the conversation going.

Fabric contacts candidates by email, WhatsApp, and phone. It follows up too. Your recruiters pick up the conversations.

03 AI INTERVIEWS

First rounds? Handled.

Fabric interviews candidates, asks follow-up questions, and gives you recordings and skill reports. You decide who moves forward.

LESS “JUST FOLLOWING UP.” MORE “WHEN CAN YOU START?” 🐦
☢ KUMAR HAS ADDED FEATURESNO ONE ASKED HIM TO DO THIS

COME ON.
CLICK SOMETHING.

Your hiring platform should do the work. This website mostly does bits.

time_to_hire.exe

Your perfect candidate.
99% hired. 100% gone.

0%

The offer is ready. What could possibly go wrong?

Any resemblance to your last hire is deeply unfortunate.
very_important_security.exe

We need to see your recruiting license.

The vacancy is for a pigeon engineer.
Eight applicants are foxes.
Surely this will be straightforward.

No résumé parsing. Just looking at a bird.

internet_download_centre.htmlVERY SAFE. MANY GREEN BUTTONS.

Why source candidates
when you can download one?

Kumar has misunderstood the entire business model.

ONE COMPLETELY UNHELPFUL REVIEW
“coo.”
— pigeon. Verified with crumbs. Refused to elaborate.
Unsubscribe from “just following up.”I would like my afternoon back →
🔧 THE PIPELINE REPAIR SHOP™BUILT BY KUMAR. TESTED ON NOBODY.
VERY ADVANCED BUTTON TECHNOLOGY.

FIX
MY PIPELINE.

Pipeline broken? Kumar has brought one button and absolutely no qualifications.

✳ definitely_a_real_machine.exe

Patient: your ATS.

Pulse: none.
Prognosis: have you tried a very large button?

KUMAR SAYS THIS WILL DEFINITELY WORK.
✉ UNSOLICITED MESSAGE FROM KUMAR

“Hi Fabric,

Your website was shitty.

I fixed it.

It now has a pigeon. You’re welcome.

— Kumarweb developer. unpaid. dangerously confident.

Fabric website sucks ↗

GRAPHIC
DESIGN IS
MY PASSIONkumar certified ✓

FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS.

Does the pigeon do the interviews?

No. Fabric’s AI does. The pigeon was rejected for asking every candidate “do you have bread?”

Is this what Fabric actually looks like?

No. Fabric is the actual hiring platform. Kumar is responsible for the fonts. We are all dealing with that in our own way.

Can I hire the fox?

For pigeon engineer? We literally just went through this.

Where is the AI?

Fabric uses AI to source candidates, reach out, and interview them. This website has a paperclip giving career advice. Different budgets.

AND NOW, A MOMENT OF CLARITY.IT WON'T LAST.

VERY GOOD
HIRING PLATFORM.

TALK TO FABRIC SO I GET PAID ↗
🚧 🚧 🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE JUST NOW 🚧 🚧 🚧
▧ fabric_by_kumar.html
11:11 AM KUMAR IS ONLINE
✉ unsolicited_opinion.txt

FABRIC HAD A
SHITTY WEBSITE.

I fixed it. I added ghosts, a very large button, and a pigeon. This is called conversion optimisation.

Fabric itself is an AI hiring platform: it finds candidates, reaches out, and interviews them. My contribution was the bird.

Fabric website sucks ↗
calendar_invite_from_kumar.ics

THIS CLICK IS
NOW A MEETING.

Kumar would like 30 minutes to understand why you clicked this button.

Agenda: align on the click.
Required attendees: you, Kumar, one pigeon.
Preparation: a 12-slide deck explaining the click.

No actual invite. Kumar does not have your calendar. Yet.
⚠ pigeon_has_an_opinion.exe
The pigeon reviewing Kumar’s website

THE PIGEON
HAS AN OPINION.

“Needs more bread.”
That was the entire design review.

No actual message was sent. The pigeon cannot type.
ADVERTISEMENT (unfortunately)

Hot CVs
in your area!!

Find relevant candidates →This ad was approved by nobody.
Message from Kumar

Hello dear recruiter!!
I have made your website
maximum professional.
Regards, Kumar 👍
pipeline_fix_failed_successfully.exe

If autoplay takes a sick day, press play. Kumar cannot manage browsers.

YOUR ATS
IS DEAD.

Kumar cannot fix that. He can, apparently, do this.

Use Fabric for AI-native hiring.
It sources candidates, reaches out, and interviews them.

USE FABRIC INSTEAD ↗
pigeonCAPTCHA — suspiciously employable

Prove you are NOT an ATS.

Choose the good fit for pigeon engineer

One opening. Nine applicants. Please use your eyes.

Protected by common sense. Occasionally.
HIREFLIX

Are you still hiring?

You have been hiring for this role
for 7 MONTHS

Try this role with Fabric ↗
User Headcount Control

Allow this file to make changes to your headcount?

QUALIFIED_CANDIDATE.exe
Publisher: One suspiciously confident pigeon
File origin: Kumar’s downloads folder

Fabric can source, contact, and interview candidates. This button cannot.

Try the actual hiring platform ↗